16. benicebitch:
“You taste like my dad”
17. Fuckoff555:
worst thing:” how cute”. yes, i’m not hard yet and i’m a grower but that’s not something i want to hear about my dick.
18. B3NGINA:
I was told after sex one time that she had to get home to her husband and kids. I felt like a complete piece of shit and was expecting a big mountain man with a shotgun to show up at any time for months. I still feel bad. Cheating is no fucking bueno to me. But jesus I guess asking if they’re married when they’re ready to go isn’t on my interview question list.
19. dmaess:
“Did you put the trash outside?”
20. bPhrea:
When the rhythm of “Don’t stop”, turns into “Stop, don’t”…