11. wtf81:
When I was just learning about sex I was going down on a girl and after about three minutes she looked at me with a pokerface and said ‘what are you doing down there’
12. aka_liam:
“Hey… hey… wake up… hey… wake up…
…there’s someone in the house.”
13. yummypeeparty:
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
14. dysfunctional_vet:
“Im so glad I skipped my birth control. Now we can be together forever and ever.”
“Oh how cute, you have an innie.”
“So, is now a bad time to mention the herpes and hep?”
15. darth_vaders_bung:
Worst I heard was “wow, you can’t tickle me, darth_vaders_bung? Even my mom can tickle me. That’s okay, you can do things for me my mom can’t”