6. Anonymous:
“Sorry, I just farted on your dick”
It was terrible and I laughed so hard I lost my erection.
7. Spire2:
“I’ve had bigger” still pisses me off and hurts so much to this day.
8. PolishThrowaway11:
“I’m too hungover to cum, just hurry up.”, which might have been true, but I’ll never know and that was the only girl I slept with who was experienced enough to tell if I’m subpar in bed, so it’s been pestering me ever since.
9. TheStyleGod:
“Can you hurry up?” or “Are you almost finished?” is such a fucking buzzkill that it makes the sex last longer. Sometimes I just stop cause she obviously doesn’t want to have sex at that point.
10. MisterCelsius93:
“Your dick is bigger than your brothers.”