Women are beautiful mystical creatures who basically fart roses and sh*t gold. Sorry to burst your bubble, but as convenient as that would be, truth be told we do not fart roses or sh*t gold. Honestly, we do some really mind-boggling things if you truly think about it. We’re pretty gross, we’re pretty weird and we’re super hot messes from time to time. Some of these are pretty bold but hey you only live once right?
1. Have a filthy a** makeup bag.
You’d be lying if you said you weren’t part of the family. Honestly, when was the last time you cleaned your makeup bag? I bet you had a bronzer that broke and exploded all over the place or an eyeshadow palette that heartbreakingly opened up inside there. Either way, it’s a pretty big war zone in that bag.
2. Using underwear with holes in them.
Let’s face it, we’ve all done it. Especially those lace thongs – don’t act like your washing machine doesn’t tear that sh*t into itty-bitty pieces. Do we care? Not unless we’re getting some action tonight – am I right or am I right?
3. Wearing the same bra OVER and OVER again.
We ain’t rich out here. Plus, washing bras is such a b*tch.
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4. Reusing old razors.
Literally the grossest thing ever, but, razors are expensive. Plus, we always forget to change them out by the time we’re in the shower and we realize we need to shave our legs.
5. Sleeping with your makeup on.
Sure, it’s dirty and we mess up our pillowcases, but some of us come