Welcome to the internet. The internet is a weird and funny place filled with weird and funny trends, weird and funny people, and weird and funny jokes. The internet is basically that stairwell in your high school where all the misfits hung out.
Oh you didn’t think I knew about that did you? Thought your high school was so unique and original, huh?
Like I said, welcome to the internet.
Me: "Do you mind if I say a word?"
Widow: "Please do"
Me *clears throat: "Plethora!"
Widow: "Thank you. That means a lot."
— Frank Whitehouse (@WheelTod) September 3, 2017
"Your word is stupid"
ME: Well give me a different one then
"No, that's your word…stupid"
ME: Maybe you're the stupid one
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) September 1, 2017
Wife: You're shirtless?
W: And covered in…oil?
-Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?
W: Listen. You never listen.
— Line Art Lionheart (@notalogin) September 2, 2016