11.
You're darn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the crap out of it. Get lost, drugs.
— Mark Magark (@markedly) May 3, 2016
12.
[leaving store without bag]
Cashier: Forgetting something?
"Oh wow, how embarrassing"
*walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) August 20, 2014
13.
[moving her panties to the side]
HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
— burt jarvis (@iamburtjarvis) August 2, 2016
14.
not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information pic.twitter.com/zsdRtWfa4t
— ? (@coolado_) September 10, 2017
15.
imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert
— kel ♡ (@baddiekel) September 1, 2017