Watching so many Disney movies as a young girl gave me very unrealistic expectations about how majestically my hair should blow in the wind.
— Theresa C. (@theresa_lauren) November 1, 2014
Total bs that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed she's a "beautiful princess," but when I do the same I'm "clinically depressed."
— Sarah (@thetigersez) October 31, 2014
A Disneyland employee got arrested for trying to trade tickets for sex. Sex with a Disneyland employee? That’s fucking goofy!
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) July 15, 2015
"Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is
— Carrie Wittmer? (@carriesnotscary) March 16, 2017
FROZEN SUMMARY: Lack of communication between upper class siblings leads to untold misery and uncertain future for general population.
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 6, 2014