When it comes to making female friends, there’s nothing I like more than surrounding myself with women who have a sharp tongue and a quick comeback. If I could, I’d be friends with every single one of these hilariously savage women and bring them with me wherever I go in life. Praise to all the women online who never hold back their savagery for anyone, ever.
this girl at work asked me today if i’d ever date a guy shorter than me and i said “no i wouldn’t” so then this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, joe”
— Kait ? (@itzzkait) February 22, 2018
“Guys don’t like when girls wear sweats to class every day” well the nice thing about that is I’m not paying 11 grand a semester so Mike from physics can have something cute to look at during lecture. Now move along you’re in the way of my degree
— Kendall Lyman (@KendallLyman) November 14, 2017
this woman 2020 pic.twitter.com/btgLSFvzY9
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) March 7, 2017
I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.
— Emily Faye (@mlefaye) June 7, 2016
Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.
— Cutie McBooty (@8_Sisha) September 17, 2013
men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house
— Iguana (@kajuana_marie) December 19, 2017
Women are not rehablitation centres for badly raised boys
— Zahra Zaraa Danejo (@tinkizee2) February 22, 2018
WHEN THEY FORGET WHO RUN
THE MUFFAKIN BLOCK. ??????? pic.twitter.com/1BhG23gLHe
— Hassan (@hassanprg) February 24, 2017
"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 5, 2016
Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) October 2, 2015