16.
Writing "best fuck of my life" on every ebay seller feedback form.
— Middle-aged Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) June 14, 2015
15.
It's called a period, Boots. Menstruation. WOMEN BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS WHY CAN WE NOT DEAL WITH THIS? WHY? pic.twitter.com/3dLgoTzhQ7
— Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) February 19, 2017
14.
I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 29, 2017
13.
As a woman, I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun does.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) December 17, 2015
12.
Man: I'll never date a feminist
Feminists: True
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) September 8, 2016
11.
For all the men out there who think women should speak quietly amongst themselves, please know we are and it's called plotting.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) January 24, 2017
10.
if a guy wants me to wear less makeup all he gotta do is ask and imma say no
— samantha (@smnthataylor) December 26, 2016
9.
I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.
— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017
8.
We asked 500 men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 1, 2015
7.
Girls who make the clarification that they “don’t hate all men” are feds
— ceo of These People inc. (@jesuspinkman) February 20, 2018
6.
unreliable? are never on time? have to share them with 10 other women? which one is it x pic.twitter.com/Sp5Ic334IR
— . (@rshnkhnn_) September 11, 2016
5.
The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 27, 2015
4.
Happy International Women's Day! pic.twitter.com/RldRylazdD
— Kim Boekbinder (@KimBoekbinder) March 8, 2017
3.
*breaking up with BF
I'll never forget you David.
'My name is Jason'
Goodbye John.
— DeeDastardly (@mydmac) March 13, 2016
2.
This computer's mouse is so sensitive it's like, what are you, a white straight guy being asked to admit that the system benefits you?
— Selena Coppock (@SelenaCoppock) May 8, 2014
1.
Can't hurt my feelings if I don't give af about you. ? pic.twitter.com/bBFkJUOuZ4
— issa?Savage?? (@finessekhid_) March 1, 2017