Congrats Basic B*tches, Someone Created Pumpkin Spice Deodorant

In case you haven’t looked at a calendar lately, it’s officially September – which means, although it’s still Summer, everyone’s acting like it’s about to snow. Fall is “unofficially” here, and basic b*tches everywhere are putting their Birkenstocks and Sofie shorts away and pulling our their leggings, Uggs and North Face fleeces. But, what is Fall without a Pumpkin Spice Latte – amiright BB’s?

If PSL’s are your favorite bev of the Fall season, you’ll be excited to hear and know that you can now smell like them everywhere you go with PSL scented deodorant. Yes – you can lather that sweet, sweet scent onto your pits and let the world know you have arrived.

The brand, Native, that’s introducing the scent onto the market is pretty much the boss b*tch of all natural brands right now. Their products are aluminum free and made with all-natural ingredients. So, how do they keep that BO out of your underarms? Easily. Using the same chemical found in most yogurts to keep your South of the Border in check – Acidophilus – Native’s deodorants fight off foul smelling bacteria. Plus, they add all-natural ingredients to get that sweet, Pumpkin smell glowing like the starlit sky under your pits. Yum – right?

There’s nothing better than jumping right into Fall than always smelling Pumpkins – even when you’re commuting and everyone smells like sh*t (PSA to NYC commuters, you still need to wear deodorant in the Fall, folks). Plus, it’s been said that the Pumpkin scent can be sexually arousing – so why not slather it on before your fourth Tinder date this week, girl?

They know what I mean –

Samesies.

Written by Lex Gabrielle

A writer and teacher from New York City who fully supports messy buns and 3+ cups of coffee a day.