19 Random People Share The Most Awkward Things That’ve Happened While They Were Getting It On

Who knew that probably the best recreational activity known to man could generate THE most unpleasant and cringe-worthy experiences. I’m sure you’ve had some of your own so I scored through the interwebs to bring you only the best of the best. Let’s all feel better together.

1.

I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says “yes hun…oh God sorry”…that’s how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend’s mom.

2.

I hooked up with the guy I’ve been seeing. Apparently, he doesn’t believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn’t realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said “I love you. I want you to have my child.” It had been our second date.

3.

While licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn’t have referred to her breasts as pancakes.