Whenever we get a few drinks in us, we tend to do some pretty stupid stuff. Obviously, alcohol blinds our ability to make logical decisions and, our friends are usually all for us making fools of ourselves. So, when we’re drunk with people who love seeing us fail–we fail, and we fail hard. Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter users and followers to share their funniest drunk stories online and, they did not disappoint.
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing drinking story and tag it with #MyDrunkStory. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) March 13, 2018
— Lauren Jackson (@lauren3_jackson) March 13, 2018
After a long day and night of drinking I woke up in bed and went to grab my phone, it wasn't there, but there was a peice of toast in its place. After looking around the house for the phone I found it, in the microwave covered in melted cheese. ?
— Besty (@SteBest82) March 13, 2018
I was trapped in an elevator, used the emergency phone freaking out till the door opened an I was rescued. Couldn’t figure out why my rescuers seemed so annoyed. Turns out I wasn’t trapped, in my drunken state I just forgot to press a button. #MyDrunkStory
— Ashley Lynn (@AshLT271) March 13, 2018
— McKenzie Ellsworth (@mc_125) March 14, 2018
I woke up with a note on my mirror saying “Check your messages.” There was an e-mail confirming my order of $200 worth of Bump-its. Worst part was I paid extra for overnight shipping, so I couldn’t cancel the order. I pranked myself. #MyDrunkStory
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) March 13, 2018
I got blackout drunk on wine, and signed myself up for America’s Got Talent…I didn’t find out until I got an email letting me know I made it to the audition phase. #MyDrunkStory
— Jacquie White (@jacquie_white) March 13, 2018
I was super drunk at a bar once and walked into the bathroom. When I turned I bumped into someone and said "oh my gosh I'm so sorry". Took me 5 minutes to realize that the 'person' I bumped into was my reflection in the mirror. #MyDrunkStory
— Catarina Duguay (@CATARINAvonD) March 13, 2018
I called a cab and when I arrived home I proudly slid over a $10 bill, winked and said “keep the change” The cab ride was $24. #MyDrunkStory
— Tammy (@tammystwocents) March 13, 2018
I once spilled beer on my socks at a party and decided that the quickest way for me to dry them off was a minute or two in the microwave… I left the kitchen with someone yelling out "Who's cooking a sock?!" #MyDrunkStory @jimmyfallon
— Daniel Del Pozo (@The_DDP) March 13, 2018
One time I got drunk with an old teacher from high school and apparently, at some point during the night, I raised my hand and asked him if I could use the bathroom. #MyDrunkStory
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) March 13, 2018