When you’re in a relationship, for some reason, us girls turn into absolute monsters from time to time. Is it so hard for our boyfriends to just read our minds? To know what we need, when we need it? I don’t think I’m asking for too much, amiright?
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— the wicked witch of the east bro (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
Me: I'm feelin' blah, say nice things to me.
Boyfriend: [just starts listing off dog breeds]
— Widow Jones (@widow__jones) January 7, 2017
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. ðŸ™„ pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalyaðŸ‡°ðŸ‡ (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
when u hug ur boyfriend and get makeup on his shirt and u waitin for him to notice pic.twitter.com/8vrhmh7lri
— kaylee (@kayyfiree) September 19, 2016
[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents]
"Hi, I usually don't make it this far"
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) January 22, 2016
Me when I get an opportunity to talk about my boyfriend pic.twitter.com/GlWTOs8Vli
— asia (@asialbx) December 27, 2016
When your boyfriend says no, eat on his pillow.
— Finn The Human (@Jassy_Faee) August 2, 2017
bf: will you marry me?
me: *thinks about Jim from The Office*
*remembers he is a fictional character*
*but what if he isn't??*
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 12, 2016
Boyfriend: you really don't have to do that
Me: *getting a lower back tattoo of his Call of Duty kill/death ratio* I'm just proud of u babe
— ElizabethðŸŒ¹ (@elizabeth_fels) February 24, 2016
How I want my boyfriend to take pictures of me vs. what he actually takes pic.twitter.com/vvOkSp2lRp
— zara ðŸ (@zzlobato) June 1, 2016