21.
every city has a “guy” they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go “oh yeah haha that’s horseback jesus” and then that’s just the end of the explanation.
— (@calebsaysthings) December 5, 2019
22.
me: little kids are so cute, I can't wait to have one 😢
little kid: *screams*
— omar (@drakeingg) November 28, 2019
23.
when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that’s when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you’ll need a slow cooker,
— Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO (@nachdermas) December 2, 2019
24.
there’s no way he hasn’t kiIIed at least 6 people https://t.co/2omEZvwaYb
— yalitza apariciosus (@dunevillenuve) November 30, 2019
25.
if i EVER find out a magic school bus is inside me exploring i will be livid
— gingerbread home investor (@poniesandsodies) December 4, 2019
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