Another week, another funny Tweet. That’s what we say around here (not really, but we could cause this week the comedians of Twitter brought some hot fire.)
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r we just gonna ignore the girl in the middle’s a transformer https://t.co/pC269wKMU2
— short himbo defense squad (@narghargs) December 5, 2019
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Me: my tooth hurts when I suck
Dentist: so you’re in constant pain
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 5, 2019
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winter is just me asking my body “are you sick?” and my body being like “maybe ;)”
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) December 4, 2019
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“Nah.†– everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 2, 2019
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felt that pic.twitter.com/2tTRpx18Yr
— S. (@94steve_) December 1, 2019
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[when my crystal pendant starts glowing eerily] hold on, i’d better take this
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) February 6, 2019
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I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie…🤷â€â™‚ï¸pic.twitter.com/jk3BkM0KP9
— Charlie Haynes (@charliehtweets) November 27, 2019
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Y’all….. why would my kid say this pic.twitter.com/c8u41FQdBl
— (@elameeee) December 3, 2019