31.
Bitcoin: the other money you don’t have
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 29, 2017
32.
Everyone behind you in line wants you dead. Know what you want to order.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 28, 2017
33.
Try to make the world a little bit better today. And if you can’t do that lay face down on the ground and begin screaming. Someone will be by to assist you.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 9, 2017
34.
My favorite power move is taking the stairs right next to everyone on the escalator.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 8, 2017
35.
I never remember to buy toilet paper until I’ve been out for 3 days and have used all of my leftover McDonald’s napkins.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 3, 2017