4.
Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) October 17, 2011
5.
I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015
6.
I'm in pretty good shape for a grown man who believes the multivitamin I take every morning cancels out all the gas station food I eat.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) March 28, 2017