16.
I have so much butt hair my diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 2, 2015
17.
My favorite part of football is when they get together and tell secrets before each play.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 27, 2016
18.
Sorry I wasn't listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 25, 2015