28.
Us: For your birthday we’re going to put a tree up on display and watch it slowly die.
Jesus: You know that’s how I was killed, right?— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 21, 2017
29.
The only gambling I’m addicted to is street food.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 2, 2017
30.
Putting on a hoodie right out of the dryer is amazing. Is this what it feels like to have a dad who loves you?
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 30, 2017