Guests Share The Worst Things They’ve Seen Happen At A Wedding And It’ll Make You Never Want To Get Married

That is one quality DJ.

Friends’ wedding a few years ago. The DJ had screens up for slideshows of the bride and groom that were played during some of the songs. Fine. DJ’s screensaver was Girls Gone Wild style videos. We saw lots of tits on those screens.

Weird, but, interesting. 

Just prior to my sister’s wedding ceremony beginning, as everyone was getting in place and last minute things were being done in this big old Catholic Church, my Father notice a women with a confused look at the back of the Church and approached her, asking if she needed anything. She informed him she was the BRIDE, then opened a beat-up suitcase she had which contained something resembling a wedding-type dress. My Father, suspecting she had some mental health issues played along, suggesting that she may be in the wrong church. When that didn’t work, he slipped off and called the police. In the mean time, the lady walked up to my soon to be brother-in-law and said “Your aren’t going to leave me this time.”

When the police pulled up to the Church, the lady spotted them and made a quick exit. Turns out she had a habit of pulling the stunt.

My brother-in-law still occasionally reminds my sister that he had a choice on their wedding day, but still chose her.

That actually sounds pretty awesome.

I went to a wedding in a huge manor house on a cliff overlooking the ocean. The house was lit up by big floodlights in the floor pointing up at the house. When it got dark some guests ran inside to the bar/dancefloor and shouted at people to come outside and look.

A man and a woman, who met for the first time at the wedding, were having sex below one of the floodlights but didn’t realise that their gyrations were being projected 50 feet high on to the side of the house! A perfect shadow of two shaggers. They were very embarrassed when they found out.

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Written by Baillie Parry

Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.