Guests Share The Worst Things They’ve Seen Happen At A Wedding And It’ll Make You Never Want To Get Married

She might not be that into you, bro.

Not a bad thing that happened for me, just really awkward. Went to wedding of someone from my church a few years back. When it came time to say the vows, he pulls out a sheet of paper and reads on for like 5 minutes, getting really intimate and pouring his heart out to her. It was kind of awkward tbh. But the icing on the cake was her response. When he was done, she just giggled loudly and awkwardly and got out “ditto!” That’s it. That was her wedding vow. So freaking awkward.

She sounds like a pleasant woman.

The bride’s mother stood up during the ceremony and began screaming that the bride was a lying whore who never loved her mother.

Thank the lord for that large, burly diesel mechanic.

I had Momzilla duty at my friend’s wedding a long time ago – my job was to haul her ass out of the church if she made a scene like she was threatening to. She wildly objected to the marriage, wore black to it, and probably would have made a scene if it wasn’t for the large, burly diesel mechanic stationed behind her.

Things calmed down in the years afterwards, but yeah, that was… memorable.