Your dad was setting you up for failure.
8th grade geography exam is coming up, we’ve been studying the Middle East. Father has recently returned from Africa, where someone had incorrectly informed him that Israel is technically a part of Africa. He was extremely convincing. My teacher literally said “jesus we’ve been studying this for weeks kid.”
Umm… What?
“Take a piece of sandpaper and rough your nipples up before the baby comes.” – A coworker to pregnant me about breast feeding.
The old boot and rally.
College Roommate: Drink beer and nothing hard when you party. It fills you up so you’ll throw it up before you get alcohol poisoning and then you can drink more right away.
I’ve done a fine job at that myself, thank you very much.
Don’t make any friends, Friends will ruin your life
You have to admire this persons determination.
When I was about 5-6 years old I was given a Superman cape for my birthday, I was told that it could make me fly, after a few days of not being able to fly, I began asking people how to make it work, they advised that I needed to find somewhere high up to jump off of, so I started jumping off fences, trees, then I was told I needed to jump something taller….
That’s bad advice and an even worse friend.
I was miserable with the school I was in and wanted to study my dream career. A friend told me that no one does what they like and I should deal with it. I didn’t.