People Admit Their Most Cringeworthy ‘Why The Hell Did I Just Say That?’ Moments

OriginsOfSymmetry:

I have never responded well to random uncomfortable news. Once when I was in college I was getting a haircut and asked how the stylist’s day was going. She said her day was going well but her dog died the night before. Without thinking I said “think of all the money you’ll save on dog food”. Instant regret. It’s one of those things that pops into my head randomly as I try to sleep at night.

Arch_Stanton88:

While fighting with an ex at one point I zoned out and she caught on and asked what I was even thinking about. Instead of lying, I told her “how weird it would be to eat an orange like an apple”. I was young and very dumb

Random_Usernamed:

Once I was having an argument with my partner, she had a problem with me correcting her she said “I know I’m not the brightest tool in the shed but there’s no need to always correct me” I couldn’t stop myself all I said was “sharpest”

Red-Rise:

My father in law cracked a joke to embarass his wife about something they did in the bedroom the night before. I then cracked a similar joke about my wife and raised my hand for a high five.
I did not receive the high five.

580pineapples:

At work:

Customer: Thank you

Me: You too

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