For a while now, the wonderful people of the Internet who come up with our brilliant memes and jokes have had a vendetta against middle-aged women. You know, the moms who are unhappy with their lives and love to pick on us youngsters for our taste in–everything. The Carol’s, the Karen’s, the Janets, and the Debra’s of the world are always coming at us from out of nowhere with probing questions about why we do what we do. But, we have no time for their trash and instead, we turn them into the butt of every one of our jokes.
1.
My coworker is going around "May the 4th be with you". Like shut up Carol, you're prob also that person who claps when the plane lands. ?
— rad dad (@ohemgeeijizzed) May 4, 2017
2.
hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
3.
kid dressed as dog: "trick or treat"
me:
wife: "give him some chocolate then"
me: "i don't want to kill him linda"— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) October 31, 2016
4.
Happiness is a choice, you can choo-SHUT UP CAROL, NOT EVERYBODY HAS A PERFECT MENTAL HEALTH AND EVEN IF THEY WANT TO BE HAPPY, THEY CAN'T.
— kin♡ #soft (@cinnagon_) May 15, 2017
5.
*slams hands on table*
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
— Goddamnit, Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015