11.
"Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."
"I'm here for my appointment"
"Did you book in with Karen first?"
"No?"
"Please leave, I'm very busy."— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) March 20, 2015
12.
[schmoozing at fancy dinner]
me: im a private investigator
wife: you're allowed to say gynaecologist, keith
me: people are eating, linda— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) November 19, 2014
13.
I hate when you complain about doing an adult thing and some adult is like "welcome to adulthood" like shut up Carol let me be bitter.
— reed ?? (@queenreedxoxo) August 1, 2017
14.
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
15.
When you are jamming out to Disney songs and the lady in the car next to you is laughing at you, like shut up Carol who do you think you are
— Austin Davis (@ireallylazy33) August 31, 2016