That they had it so much harder than us growing up.
You don’t need work experience; grades will be enough.
That might have been OK in the past but then the global financial crisis hit and employers became much fussier.
That some dude is gonna walk up to me and offer me free drugs.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FREE DRUGS GOD DAMMIT
I was told that the AIDS virus was smaller than the pores in a latex condom so you had to wait until you were married to have sex otherwise you could get AIDS even with a condom.
I was told that part was more dangerous than cocaine and having one joint with the equivalent of smoking 4 cigarettes at once and it can kill you.
I was told that taking shrooms could put you in a vegetative coma for the rest of your life.
I was also told that legalizing gay marriage would lead to bestiality and being able to marry ducks.
Sounds like Catholic school.
That I would need and use cursive.
You don’t want to end up like me with a union labor job. You need to go to college.
I’d kill for a union job.
Fats are bad for you.