Millennials Share The Lies They Were Told Growing Up


Tv always told me pouring a capful of any bubble bath will give me a whole tub of large bubbles. I haven’t found a soap that does that even with like half the bottle used.


Get a Bachelor’s Degree and you are set for life as far as a job/career is concerned.


My mom told me to plan to take care of her when she got old, because she wouldn’t have retirement money saved up.

She died before I was out of the house.

Most everything else was great advice though:

“Get good grades, because we can’t afford to pay for your college.”

“Don’t marry the first guy who asks, just because you’re afraid no one else will.”


That Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.



“You won’t have a calculator everywhere you go.”

Guess what Mrs. Diaz, I have a portable computer with access to the internet that fits in the palm of my hand.


That turning on the lights in the car is illegal.