Simple2244:
Tv always told me pouring a capful of any bubble bath will give me a whole tub of large bubbles. I haven’t found a soap that does that even with like half the bottle used.
mseyre:
Get a Bachelor’s Degree and you are set for life as far as a job/career is concerned.
sweadle:
My mom told me to plan to take care of her when she got old, because she wouldn’t have retirement money saved up.
She died before I was out of the house.
Most everything else was great advice though:
“Get good grades, because we can’t afford to pay for your college.”
“Don’t marry the first guy who asks, just because you’re afraid no one else will.”
ktjbug:
That Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
I REMEMBER THIS ONE.
-eDgAR-:
“You won’t have a calculator everywhere you go.”
Guess what Mrs. Diaz, I have a portable computer with access to the internet that fits in the palm of my hand.
p_mig:
That turning on the lights in the car is illegal.