Millennials Share The Lies They Were Told Growing Up

canceroustumor:

That they had it so much harder than us growing up.

pajamakitten:

You don’t need work experience; grades will be enough.

That might have been OK in the past but then the global financial crisis hit and employers became much fussier.

PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS:

That some dude is gonna walk up to me and offer me free drugs.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FREE DRUGS GOD DAMMIT

I_am_jacks_reddit:

I was told that the AIDS virus was smaller than the pores in a latex condom so you had to wait until you were married to have sex otherwise you could get AIDS even with a condom.

I was told that part was more dangerous than cocaine and having one joint with the equivalent of smoking 4 cigarettes at once and it can kill you.

I was told that taking shrooms could put you in a vegetative coma for the rest of your life.

I was also told that legalizing gay marriage would lead to bestiality and being able to marry ducks.

Sounds like Catholic school.

sexywhormones:

That I would need and use cursive.

Krabins:

You don’t want to end up like me with a union labor job. You need to go to college.

I’d kill for a union job.

deepk84:

Fats are bad for you.