Millennials Share The Lies They Were Told Growing Up

Simple2244:

Tv always told me pouring a capful of any bubble bath will give me a whole tub of large bubbles. I haven’t found a soap that does that even with like half the bottle used.

mseyre:

Get a Bachelor’s Degree and you are set for life as far as a job/career is concerned.

sweadle:

My mom told me to plan to take care of her when she got old, because she wouldn’t have retirement money saved up.

She died before I was out of the house.

Most everything else was great advice though:

“Get good grades, because we can’t afford to pay for your college.”

“Don’t marry the first guy who asks, just because you’re afraid no one else will.”

ktjbug:

That Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.

I REMEMBER THIS ONE.

-eDgAR-:

“You won’t have a calculator everywhere you go.”

Guess what Mrs. Diaz, I have a portable computer with access to the internet that fits in the palm of my hand.

p_mig:

That turning on the lights in the car is illegal.