11.
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) November 25, 2016
12.
Gramma: When I was your age, a candy bar was a nickel
Me: That sounds really hard to swallow— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) November 3, 2017
13.
"It's a banana in my pocket"
"May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"
*averts eyes*
"I'm glad to see you"— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) October 21, 2014
14.
*releases helium-filled heart balloon*
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) February 15, 2015
15.
[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary —
Mom: Not it
Dad: Not it
Sis: Not it
Gramma: DAMN IT— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) March 3, 2015