6.
"Holy shit I'm a cat?" pic.twitter.com/aaUcqj8cip
— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) November 24, 2016
7.
I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked me, "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) October 6, 2016
8.
Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doc:Which brings me to the bad news— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) January 6, 2015
9.
Personal Trainer: No pain, no gain
Me: Deal— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) March 11, 2016
10.
[sexting]
He: What are your measurements?
She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14,
He: WTF
She: I A M T H E K R A K E N— Abby Holidays (@abbycohenwl) August 19, 2015