We all have one (or a few) basic bitches in our lives. You know the type. The girls who have a pumpkin spice latte in hand promptly after Labor Day and can recite every line from Mean Girls flawlessly. And now the holidays, aka the most basic time of the year, are quickly approaching. This means ugly sweater parties and Mariah Carey Christmas songs are about to be in full force. While your basic bitch is busy attempting to recreate Christmas Tree Eyebrows or dancing the Jingle Bell Rock, get her a gift that will make Santa look like a complete amateur.