11.
I didn’t even know it was possible to argue about a topic you agree on until I got married.
— not the WORST mom ? (@nottheworstmom) November 28, 2017
12.
I don't know which is worse
1) My wife whistled for me to come downstairs
2) I did it— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 28, 2017
13.
*wife is out of town*
Do I dare leave the toilet seat up?
*looks around and shrugs*
Screw it. This is my house.
*falls into toilet at 3AM*
— Gorilla Von Nips (@GorillaNipples1) November 11, 2017
14.
My wife and I are tackling a home improvement project together.
Just thought I'd give you a heads up.
This is my last post as a married man.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 26, 2017
15.
Me: *walking on the moon*
[text from wife]: Can you bring home some more milk?
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) November 18, 2017