6.
Protip: If your wife asks you “How lazy can you be?” it’s a rhetorical question.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 3, 2017
7.
https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/932668447179399170
8.
https://twitter.com/jnapsalot/status/932348294449258497
9.
https://twitter.com/Miss_Kris85/status/936381801899216896
10.
Husband: We should go to Costco.
Me [still in pajamas]: So I should change?
H: I said Costco, not Walmart.
Me:*puts on nicer pajamas*
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) July 1, 2017