Blessed Ladel
I worked in kitchens for years, in Texas. I had a crew of hicks working for me and they referred to the strainer as the “holey bowl.” I still call it this.
Foodntittays
Beep, Beep
I once had to listen to my mother tell a 10-minute story about all the honkers she saw at the park. Geese. She meant geese.
Knerdian

Dry As a Desert
A polish exchange student was thirsty after a night out and didn’t know what to say. He pointed to his mouth and said “Sahara”.
Khoasama
