Explosive Snacks
My little brother who was around 6 at the time really wanted popcorn, and he asked if he could have some of the “boom puffs.”
Trason8
Losing Nemo
My ex and I were hanging out one day trying to figure out what we wanted to do. I suggested maybe a walk in the park, a trip to the zoo, etc. when all of a sudden his face lit up and he gleefully asked “WHAT ABOUT THE AQUA MUSEUM?!”
It took me a good few seconds to realize he meant the “aquarium”.
wtfhannahey

You could take an eye out with that potato!
I forgot the name of a peeler and tried, “vegetable sharpener”.
Prolixo
