Moon Pie Is The Savage Twitter Account You Never Knew You Needed To See

When in doubt…

 

Moon Pie setting Megan straight.

 

Spot-on.

 

Informed opinions are like MoonPies they’re great to have

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 16, 2017

At last, an answer!

For the last time MoonPies are made here on Earth they just sounded better than EarthPies ok https://t.co/8jdMpu2Bcj

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) September 5, 2017

The money is all in the tweets.

You: social media managers only exist to give faceless corporations annoying millennial voices and have no ROI

Me: actually… pic.twitter.com/XEyvG7JQt1

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 25, 2017

Definitely not accurate, but worth a retweet.

Here’s an interesting list on how different languages describe MoonPies:

English: delicious
Spanish: delicioso
French: délicieux
Australian: g’day
Dothraki: athdavrazar
Chinese: 我从来没有吃过这么好吃的东西
Antarctican: [penguin noises]

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 13, 2017

Sike!

My boss just came in and asked what we were tweeting today I told him "tasty MoonPies as usual" so he's gonna be surprised when he sees this

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 11, 2017

11/10 tweet.

I'm a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 brand

Seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 retweets and attention

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 23, 2017

Looking to see how they’ll stir the pot, or rather the Moon Pie mixing bowl, next time around? Honestly, I think they’re trying to get some attention from the Savage Queen of Twitter, @Wendys, who is boss at delivering spicy tweets. Perhaps a little battle of the brands? But at the end of the day, no matter what prompted these sassy tweets, I think they achieved their ultimate goal because I REALLY want a Moon Pie right now.