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    Moon Pie Is The Savage Twitter Account You Never Knew You Needed To See

    by Kelly Corbett

    When in doubt…

     

    Moon Pie setting Megan straight.

     

    Spot-on.

     

    Informed opinions are like MoonPies they’re great to have

    — MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 16, 2017

    At last, an answer!

    For the last time MoonPies are made here on Earth they just sounded better than EarthPies ok https://t.co/8jdMpu2Bcj

    — MoonPie (@MoonPie) September 5, 2017

    The money is all in the tweets.

    You: social media managers only exist to give faceless corporations annoying millennial voices and have no ROI

    Me: actually… pic.twitter.com/XEyvG7JQt1

    — MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 25, 2017

    Definitely not accurate, but worth a retweet.

    Here’s an interesting list on how different languages describe MoonPies:

    English: delicious
    Spanish: delicioso
    French: délicieux
    Australian: g’day
    Dothraki: athdavrazar
    Chinese: 我从来没有吃过这么好吃的东西
    Antarctican: [penguin noises]

    — MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 13, 2017

    Sike!

    My boss just came in and asked what we were tweeting today I told him "tasty MoonPies as usual" so he's gonna be surprised when he sees this

    — MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 11, 2017

    11/10 tweet.

    I'm a:

    ⚪️ man
    ⚪️ woman
    🔘 brand

    Seeking:

    ⚪️ men
    ⚪️ women
    🔘 retweets and attention

    — MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 23, 2017

    Looking to see how they’ll stir the pot, or rather the Moon Pie mixing bowl, next time around? Honestly, I think they’re trying to get some attention from the Savage Queen of Twitter, @Wendys, who is boss at delivering spicy tweets. Perhaps a little battle of the brands? But at the end of the day, no matter what prompted these sassy tweets, I think they achieved their ultimate goal because I REALLY want a Moon Pie right now.

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