22. He did say call him sometime.
*calling you out of the blue*
Hey I was just overthinking something you said a couple months back. Call me back when you have a chance!— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 19, 2016
23. It’s a bold strategy, I hope it worked out for him.
Date: I love dogs
Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my dad is a dog
— james nielssen (@cool_as_heck) August 11, 2016
24. Advice: 10/10 Execution: -73/10
Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"
Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"
— inanimate corpse (@inanimatecorpse) September 20, 2016
25. Who flirts with “Hey babe, you are damn hot!”. Definitely worse.
*Other people flirting*
"Hey babe, you are damn hot!"*Me flirting*
"Your face, I like that Shit!"— Prizza (@RoyalThough) October 22, 2017