10. Eclipse has commitment issues. He would have left you regardless.
[stares at the eclipse]
Eclipse – "I have a boyfriend"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 20, 2017
11. Just for a second, please.
everyone else flirting: can i get your number
me flirting: can i get your attention?— trechelle? (@Trechelle_) October 14, 2017
12. Me flirting around Halloween.
me flirting this month pic.twitter.com/VBZbdx2yah
— sadie (@memecedess) October 14, 2017