16. She fought the good the fight as long as she could.
Me: I won't fall for him
Him: "hey what's up"
Me: pic.twitter.com/jcE5j8y2Mm
— Sexual (@extrasexual) September 28, 2017
17. If that doesn’t get him going nothing will.
The only time a really ridiculously hot guy ever hit on me I didn't know what to do so I showed him my show choir videos
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 31, 2015
18. Proven to work time and time again.
[me, trying to impress someone I like]
*ignores them*— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 30, 2015