10. Eclipse has commitment issues. He would have left you regardless.
[stares at the eclipse]
Eclipse – "I have a boyfriend"— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) August 20, 2017
11. Just for a second, please.
https://twitter.com/Trechelle_/status/919063428072865792
12. Me flirting around Halloween.
https://twitter.com/memecedess/status/919086019101696000