Planning a party is never an easy thing. I don’t have kids but I can imagine throwing a party for a 1-year-old is probably a nightmare. If you’re wondering what you shouldn’t do in any party invitation you ever send look no further than this awful e-mail. I have a feeling these parents are a big time missionary couple.That is if they’re getting after it at all. I mean how insufferable? The e-mail isn’t even titled “birthday invitation” It says “Birthday list”. As in a list of demands. This is a 1-year-old’s birthday party, not a hostage situation. I’m just not sure how two people can agree to send this to anyone. A little more scared for the child after reading this absolutely insane birthday “invitation.”
Happy Birthday! I guess…?
Umm, what? What exactly did I just read? Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping? This can’t be a scientific fact, can it? A million questions popping into my head if I receive this but no thought faster than how am I getting out of this thing. Receipts? I mean I get it sometimes you have to return gifts, it’s the thought that counts anyway. Going into what your plans on what you’re doing with the money or explaining why you want the receipt? Absolutely banana land move over here. Mind you this cheerful heads up E-mail was sent before the formal invite.Why do I have a feeling a lot of those are going to get lost in the mail? Either way, I hope the youngin’ had a hell of a first birthday, I have a feeling they may have a tough childhood.