Fox News host Sean Hannity has been a topic of discussion on Twitter ever since he created a completely reasonable and not at all insane looking mood board conspiracy theory board in what can only be called an effort to get Hillary Clinton impeached (wait a sec…).
Surely, Hannity has nothing better to do than to harp on a presidential candidate who lost to a lunatic a year ago. Surely, this display of conspiracy theory dementia is not meant to distract from his initially defending sexual predator Roy Moore for trying to date 14-year-olds. Surely, this is also not meant to distract from enormous brands such as Keurig, Reddi-Wip, and Hebrew National pulling their advertising as a result of this defense, or of the multitudes of Fox News aficionados destroying coffee makers and food they already paid for in of protest of…of what? A sexual predator’s demise? Surely not.
https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/930629279162908674
The board is a 100% sensible thing to do. So sensible, in fact, that Twitter responded the only way it knows how. Jokes upon jokes.
If I’m reading this right Hillary just won the NCAA basketball championship pic.twitter.com/6yKVgIQtlt
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2017
I think my favorite part of this is that it takes Hannity three intermediate steps to make it from "Hillary Clinton" to "Bill Clinton" pic.twitter.com/NfV6TsuLEg
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) November 15, 2017
Top 32 answers on the board: Name a phrase your stepdad is going to shout at this year's Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/IHvEk1japW
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) November 15, 2017
when you finally get to be dungeon master and you skip school to spend the whole day planning the ultimate D&D campaign pic.twitter.com/IxAmCJ7irT
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 15, 2017
Other joke formats include alternative representations of this information as well as some beautiful Photoshops. Like this genius, who may have just gotten to the bottom of Hillary’s connection to both the Red Wedding and the mustard at Five Guys.
https://twitter.com/smotus/status/930641038292656128
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/930637957035372545
oh dang pic.twitter.com/hAJ1HJQCDS
— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) November 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/930675214500941824
i didn't watch cable news during the bush or obama years but it's absolutely worth it in 2017 for seeing things like this pic.twitter.com/hcwqSEAXvy
— drewtoothpaste.bsky.social (@drewtoothpaste) November 15, 2017
Tomorrow night, join us for a very special Hannity. pic.twitter.com/XLxACmH06R
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 15, 2017
Meanwhile, we’ll just be waiting for Roy Moore to prove his “innocence” regarding his creeping on children to Sean Hannity. He’s got seven hours left.