17 Annoying Things Every Boyfriend Does On The Regular

16. Pretends he’s listening when he’s really not.

I know you say you are listening, but we know you are actually doing something else or thinking about something else. So, I do the “panini head test” and say random things to see if he realizes I’m saying completely ridiculous sh*t. Of course, he doesn’t.

17. Gives you his belongings to hold in your bag when you go out.

My bag is heavy enough as it is, your wallet can go in your pocket. Same with your phone. Why do I need to hold everything of yours? Maybe if you wore jeans instead of sweatpants you’d have more pockets.