Papa Johns sales are down because only bigots love pizza that tastes like regret.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) November 1, 2017
I’m not sure what people are buying less, Papa John’s weak ass excuse about their sales or Papa John’s whack ass pizza (BURN!) Now you may ask, can Papa John’s week get any rougher? Almost down a quarter of their entire sales since last quarter, Twitter destroying its pizza quality. But wait, there’s more! The most savage pizza company in the game threw their hat into the internet roast of Papa John’s. In comes DiGiorno Pizza, taking no prisoners absolutely destroying Papa John’s putting them in a body bag.
