Instagram is really a fabulous app for millennial and it serves so many unique purposes. For starters, it is a great way to showcase the life you want to perceive yourself to be living and easily make others despise you for having what they don’t. The reality of it though is that what you perceive yourself to be on Instagram is just want you want people to think of you, not really who you are…but that’s a whole different story for later.
If you are going to fall into the flow of using Instagram to perceive yourself as something specific, then why not throw shade at all the people who did you wrong with a lovely caption and a photo that says, “nothing bothers me.” Captions are a perfect way to throw some shade via Instagram.
For Throwing Shade At The Boy Who Did You Wrong:
1. “Silly me, expecting too much from people again.” – Unknown
2. “Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.” – Genereux Philip
3. “Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.” – Stephan Labossiere
4. “I gave your nickname to someone else.” – Drake
5. “All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” – Mae West
6. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” – John Lennon
7. “All of my ‘let’s just be friends’ are friends I don’t have anymore.” – Drake
For Throwing Shade At The Girl That Stabbed You In The Back:
8. “You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.” – Unknown
9. “I’m Angelina, you Jennifer. Come on (girl), you see where Brad at.” – Nicki Minaj
10. “If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.” – Unknown
11. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce your blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my *ss.” – Unknown
12. I don’t hold grudges, you just become irrelevant.” – Unknown
13. “Do it for the people who want to see you fail.” – Unknown
14. “Like I mean I don’t even know why you girls bother at this point. Like give up, it’s me, I win, you lose.” – Nicki Minaj
For Throwing Shade At The Haters:
15. “Here is my justification: I don’t have one.” – Eric Gibson
16. “The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.” – Criss Jami
17. “Be so good they can’t ignore you.” – Steve Martin
18. “Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.” –Yaria
19. “The hated man is the result of his hater’s pride rather than his hater’s conscience. – Tom Hiddleston
20. “Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.” – Mae West
21. “When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.” – Kim Kardashian
22. “You’re going to have haters and you’re going to have lovers.” – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
23. “You’re going to have haters and you’re going to have lovers.” – Bruno Mars