15 People Confess The Worst Things They’ve Ever Done Drunk

11.

I had a few drinks with a female friend after having a bad week. I got so wasted that I wound up ending the night by giving my boyfriend a rimjob. He thoroughly enjoyed it and thinks it’s going to be a regular thing now.

12.

I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This’ll look just great when I’m defending clients in court.

13.

I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I’ve met him before. He was at my friend’s party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too.

14.

I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon.

15.

I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying “crazy girl dances on tables at local bar”. So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me.