15 People Confess The Worst Things They’ve Ever Done Drunk

6.

I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn’t want to drive drunk.

7.

My roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn’t a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn’t having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor.

8.

I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won’t be able to find them, like my car keys.

9.

I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I’d forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago.

10.

I went to my fiance’s cousin’s wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I’d just met that day.