Twitter hashtags are a thing of absolute beauty and bliss. When hashtags trend, it gives us the opportunity to hear thoughts and opinions from people who never leave their bedroom or interact with human beings on a day-to-day basis.
Basically, anyone you would never ask normally.
Today, we bring you what the world would be like if alcohol didn’t exist.
Thank you, Twitter.
#IfAlcoholDidntExist Jesus would have turned water into a Venti three-pump caramel frapuccino, no whip— -Bill- (@govierbill) June 24, 2017
#IfAlcoholDidntExist then how would I get girls to talk to me at the bar? I'm totally kidding...they don't anyway.— Seth (@sethshaffer) June 24, 2017
#IfAlcoholDidntExist, most of you wouldn't exist.— Christina (@Dork_Power) June 24, 2017
That's right, I'm saying it: You were a drunk mistake. No reason to be ashamed.
#IfAlcoholDidntExist one of my two children wouldn't have been conceived. Hell, maybe both. I can't remember. Because TEQUILA.— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) June 24, 2017
Bad decisions would begin with "Hold my Pepsi" #IfAlcoholDidntExist— K. (@kittykaresless) June 24, 2017
#ifalcoholdidntexist people would meet up after work for "Hour"— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) June 24, 2017
#IfAlcoholDidntExist Vodka would just be potato soda.— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) June 24, 2017
#IfAlcoholDidntExist how would my friends know I love them at 3 a.m.?— Jamie Lynn ??♀️ (@jamielynn8282) June 24, 2017
#IfAlcoholDidntExist then what would Jamie Foxx blame it on ?— Wesley Stromberg (@wesleystromberg) June 24, 2017
#IfAlcoholDidntExist karaoke wouldn't be as fun— michael greer (@mgreer423) June 24, 2017