I don’t like when my girlfriend exploits our relationship on social media to make other people all jealous and sh*t. It’s nice to post some stuff, not all of our everyday life.
When my girl doesn’t shave her legs and wears shorts to bed, it’s like sleeping with a cactus.
Whenever we’re out with my friends and my girlfriend brings up sh*t I say or do with her and her only. Don’t embarrass me in front of my boys, some stuff should stay between us, you know?
When my girl automatically assumes we’re getting married. Chill, we haven’t even discussed it yet.
I hate when my girlfriend says she’s seen a movie when she really hasn’t just because she doesn’t want to watch it. Don’t lie.